Jan 10
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Fingernails on the Blackboard
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In my dreams, the creators of Blackboard all die in a plane crash.
They find themselves in hell, face to face with Satan, who giggles and capers as demons drag them into a featureless white room that is completely empty but for a series of small desks with simple laptops.
“Welcome to my home,” Satan tells them. “You’ll be staying here until you learn the escape code. Fortunately, it’s not hard to find. All you have to do is complete a simple, 3-question quiz that you can find easily: just look it up on Blackboard.”
As the demons chain them to the desks where they will spend eternity, the Blackboard developers begin to scream and scream and scream…
