Jan 10
31
My Evil Twin
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A friend says it’s “Doppelgänger Week” on Facebook. You’re supposed to change your profile pic to that of some celebrity who resembles you. My choice may be stretching the rules a bit, but this evil bastard haunted me all through high school, because (and it pains me to admit it) I looked and talked pretty much exactly like him.
Here’s the commercial, in case your mind has repressed the trauma:
Everyone hated him.
I have no idea what he’s doing today, but I hope it involves filthy amounts of money and hot librarian groupies. If there is any justice in the universe, being the Encyclopedia Britannica Guy should entitle him to a lifetime of hedonistic decadence, and I hope he’s living it up.
