Silly Facebook Tricks

So, the new Facebook thing is to look up your name on Urban Dictionary and post the first result to your Facebook page.

Since I’ve got plenty of space, here are the best of the first few results:

Rob
Synonymous to ‘rage’.
Hence, to ‘Rob’ is to rage, and gives rise to such terms as ‘Rob quitting’ and ‘ROB ROB ROB ROB’

Rob: “Guys, I’m not in the mood”
Someone Else: “That’s what she said”
Rob: “That’s it, I’m out.”
*Server: Rob has left the server*
Someone Else: “Dude awesome he just Rob quit.
“Robrage”

ROB
Roll Over the Belt. Girls who wear tight shirts and have a roll of fat that goes over her belt is a ROB.

1: Dude, check out that girl, she looks dope!
2: Forget it, you’ve got your beer goggles on, she’s a ROB!

Rob

The boy that every girl wants
The boy that every girl needs
The boy that I want
and
The boy that I need

Omfg rob is so fucking hot I love him
rob boy love need want fuck

Rob
A person with lots of hair.Someone who plays Might and Magic on the weekend.Someone who enjoys the rusty trombone manuver.He who sleeps with one eye open

Person 1: Hey Wes, what are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Aww man, I am gonna hang out with Rob Little this weekend.
Person 3: Damm… that sounds like a tight weekend, that guy knows how to party!!

Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.